Life is short. Attention spans are too. And we’re all so busy, aren’t we? It’s ridiculous. And it makes me feel a little more stabby than usual. So, for the benefit of everyone (Name that song!) I’m trying something new. very Much Shorter. I think it’s obvious, isn’t it?
Things to expect from vMSHORTS
1- MUCH shorter posts
2- Crappy editing (hopefully not- but I’m giving myself that excuse if I need it later).
3- Stupider/more offensive posts- Have you ever written something only to realize that it’s actually not very nice? It took time to arrive at that conclusion, didn’t it? We’ll see how badly I can screw something up in five minutes.
4- Disappearing posts. Because I came to my senses and realized that I needed to delete something rude.
I’ll still share fully-written, mostly thought-out essays or whatever the hell you want to call them, but this is an excuse to write more. If we like it, I’ll keep it up. If we don’t, we’ll pretend that it never happened- like so many other things in life.
The level of stabby in your life right now has me worried you’re going to go on a rampage and cut up some innocent squirrels, or other rodent like vermin.
On the flip side, I’m looking forward to what these shorter posts might bring!
Thanks friend. And don’t worry. I’m saving up all the stabbiness for your visit to Boise. Or my trip to Monmouth.
Well, we do have a pork processing plant here in our small town. I’m sure they could put your stabbiness to good use!