Sheep, sheep, sheep, GOAT!

Even though people will eventually answer to these labels, this isn’t really a game. Instead of getting up and chasing a friend around a crowd of compatriots, the person labeled differently from the rest will scamper off to fire and brimstone and an eternity of flames and torture. Perhaps they won’t go willingly. I’ve never seen an obedient goat. The few we had at my uncle’s ranch when I was a child were obstinate, irritating beasts that did as they willed. We never had any sheep, but my experience with them left me with an equally poor impression of the creatures.

Both types of animal smell. Each is  stupid. Sheep will escape through a hole in a fence. Goats will make a hole then get out. Sheep bite. Goats bite and can kick, unless they’re fainting goats- one of the few animals that clearly argue against Darwinist evolution because who knows how their kind survived to reproduce if they just get scared stiff all the time. If I was a predatory animal, I’d eat fainting goats and get fat because little effort would be necessary.

Goats and sheep both suck at life. They seem to exist to feed humans but annoy the crap out of them before becoming food or clothing or creating it in any number of awkward ways.

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Matthew 25 finds Jesus comparing people to goats and sheep. I think this may have been a tongue-in-cheek means of telling all people that we are stupid, sinful, carnal beasts that do as we please. He may have been referring to an odor issue as well.

The distinction between goats and sheep wasn’t what the crowd expected. The sheep fed and clothed Jesus when He was hungry. They brought Him water. These people visited the Son of Man in prison and spent time with Him when He was ill.

The goats made no attempt to nurse their Savior back to health. They probably thought less of Him because He was in prison. They drove right by Him when He stood outside of Wal*Mart with His cardboard sign asking for food.

Jesus didn’t condemn the goats because they got drunk, swore, stole or committed any kind of sin that Christians today view as having irreparable impact on their exceedingly important character; the sheep fell into the same types of sin. He denounced the goats because they showed no love for Him.

Both groups protested that they never saw Jesus hungry, thirsty, naked, in prison, or sick.

This story ends with our amazing Lord placing Himself in the shoes of any starving, incarcerated, thirsty, sickly and poorly-clothed human ever created in His image. He did this to illustrate the significance to taking care of each other. He didn’t talk sin but still condemned a group of people to Hell because they showed no love.

What does this do to our exaggerated, American view of sin?